Smoke

To enter this week's contest, e-mail your entries to Alan Seim (with the words "CAPTION CONTEST" in the subject line) by 5 p.m. on Friday. Alan will pick five finalists on Monday and tally the votes on Wednesday at 10 a.m.

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Comments

[Alan Seim]

Happy Labor Day, everybody. Hope that those of you who are NOT laboring today are enjoying a day away from the usual.

We're off to a good start, but we would love to see some more entries. C'mon - what else are you gonna do today?

Here's what we have so far:

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"If you don't inhale, maybe you'll only kill the people around you!"
-- Kim Payne, Mt. Pleasant

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"I won't tell anyone he's Castro's clone if you don't!"
-- June Griggs,, North Charleston

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1) "You gonna listen to your sissy doctor or me? Smoking is not bad for you!"
2) "I am your lung and I used to be healthy! It's been fun but I gotta go now!
-- Bruce Williams

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"Angry? YES! We never go out anymore-no dinners, movies or cocktails! It's almost as if you're ASHAMED of me!"
-- Tim Riordan, Summerville

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"I could save you hundreds on your car insurance. Call now."
-- Terri Vincent, Charleston

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"Don't laugh. This is how I get my psychic predictions."
-- Larenda Baxley

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"I'm the genie of the pipe, but don't even think of any wishes."
-- Tim Hobby, Summerville

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1) "I am tired of being treated like second hand smoke."
2) "Keep smoking - I need a body."
3) "You wanted an o-ring, I want the o-zone."
4) "There are a lot more where I came from."
5) "I should not have opted for cremation."
6) "And you thought you were smoking tobacco."
-- Joseph McGill, Jr., Charleston

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1) "Second-hand smoke here - haven't you "got it" yet?"
2) "Al Gore here - wake up and smell the ozone!"
3) "Very cool look with the pipe but it's still smoke, dude!"
4) "Just dropped through the hole in the ozone to remind you of pollution!"
5) "This is your conscience - any idea what you're doing with that smoke from your pipe?"
6) "So it's a pipe - smoke is smoke, guy!"
7) "Truthfully, can you really smell the roses?"
8) "Nice pal, you're really an asset to the environment!"
9) "I'm your "little black cloud" wake-up call, dude!"
10) "I'm watching you, pal, and don't you forget it!"
-- Annette Bonin, Charleston

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"Your place or mine?"
-- Boots Crowder, Summerville

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1) "You know, you really burn my butt!"
2) "I know it not a magic lantern, but make three wishes anyway."
3) "Here's a newsflash for you, buddy. You stink up every place you go."
-- Bob Tilidetzke, Summerville

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1) "When smoke gets in your face."
2) "When smoke gives you the eye."
-- S. Murray

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"Son, I am your father. The Surgeon General was right."
-- Robert Jackson, North Charleston

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"It's all because of you that I became this dreaded second hand guy."
-- Sunny Cook, Summerville

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"No, but if I were a Genie the only wishes you'd get would be shortened life, bad smelling clothes,...oh, and maybe a new razor."
-- Lee Miller

[Alan Seim]

Just one more to add:

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"Be careful, I am becoming illegal. You had better stop and go where you can do this."
-- Anna M. Barnett, Johns Island

[Alan Seim]

Oops .. one more late snail mail entry:

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"I am sick of being nothing but your pipe dream!"
-- Bobby Barron, Charleston

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