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January 24, 2008

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Daniel

Here are the Friday entries. Check back Monday for more...

My caption is:

"Who says only Cheerios goes snap,
crackle and pop!!"

Elsie Clees, James Island

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1) "I love being a bug zapper. It's when they hang me on the corner of the house I hate."

2) "Yes Bob, with proper diet and my 38 step tongue exercise program, even you can be a bug zapper."

3) "I would just like to let PETA know,I have tried tofu, this it is not malicious, it is survival."

4) "I thought my audition for the newest member of KISS went well."


Randy Henderson
Summerville, SC


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"That's the last time that he will bug me"

John J Vax
Mt Pleasant, SC 29466
[email protected]

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"Since I arrived in the Lowcountry, people have been so glad to see me!"

Woody Butler
Hanahan

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"I'm trying to beat the Japanese tree frog in Olympic dragonfly eating contest!"

Jeannie Beard, PLS
Legal Secretary

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Hi Dan: Here's my caption for todays drawing:

I have a proven record of keeping illegal aliens out my country and I need your vote! I approve this message.

Thanks

Ronny Petrino
Mt. Pleasant

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"Taste like Chicken"

--JR & Sharon Reynolds

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Yes sir. he was blue.I am working with a group called "Green Earth".

--Cindy Kirby

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Hi

Here's my suggested caption:

"I am the eco-friendly green solution to pest control."

Thanks!

Robert Westerfelhaus
Charleston (James Island)

Associate Professor
Department of Communication
College of Charleston
66 George Street
Charleston, SC 29424-0001

In nihil ab nihilo quam cito recidimus.

-- Corpus Inscriptionum Latinarum VI, no. 26003

Christy

I'm sure when the writer's strike is over, I'll probably lose this reality TV gig.

Daniel

Here's what we collected over the weekend...

THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHARE MY EXPERIENCE WITH YOUR VIEWERS, SINCE THEY DON’T KNOW SQUAT. THIS IS NOT A TONGUE-IN-CHEEK ORATORY, BUT MERELY A MATTER OF “TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE” AND I CHOOSE “TO BE”. NOW, SINCE I’M ALSO INTO ARACHNIDS I MUST HOP ON TO CHECK OUT A WEBSITE. GOOD DAY!

--David Bishop

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"My most recent defense briefing concluded he had weapons of mass destruction."

Matt Davis

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Hi Dan:

"Uh oh, better call EMT. I think I just swallowed a tsetse fly."

"ExtenZe gives me a lot more confidence."

Jacques Malvoisin

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"That is how you enforce a no-fly zone!"
Deb Albritton
Goose Creek

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"I just want to say I thought the fly flew a really good game - it
really could have gone either way out there today."

dave klugman
north chuck

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Frog says: "With my hectic schedule, "fast food" is the best way to go!!!

Subnmitted by:
Joyce Charpia
Summerville

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"Yes, I kiss my mother with this mouth!"

"Some day my princess will come."

"I'm lucky. I get to eat what bugs me."

S. Murray
W. Ashley

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After setting the record for the most flies caught, Kermit is left speechless.

Irving S. Rosenfeld

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Dan,

These are for the 1/25/08 cartoon.

1. If I’m elected, I promise I’ll zap America’s problems just that fast.
2. If I’m elected, I promise to end the scourge of these pests.
3. For a very reasonable fee I’ll rid the Low Country of all them critters for you.
4. I have the fastest tongue in the West. Just check with Guinness.
5. Lots of frogs can zap a critter on the fly. But I’m the only on who can lasso them at the same time.
6. Oh, no thanks. I’d prefer another bug.
7. Just wait until you see what I can do with that mike.
8. It used to be harder to do that before global warming slowed them down so much.

Bob Tilidetzke
Summerville

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"My comment? Eat fresh...stay local!"

Lucie Maguire
Gibbes Street
Charleston, SC

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From Donna Dean in North Charleston:

"This is the tongue-tied contest, right?"

"Poor thing didn't have a chance. I've been the tongue-tied champion 3 years in a row!"

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“I’m just a frog, I don’t talk. Why are you bringing the news to me?”

Submitted by Talia Hughes, 8 years old.

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Dude, do STEROIDS work, or what?

--margie lemacks

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yeh dan, you should have seen me before my tounge reduction, much more range but less acuracy

jeffery jenkins

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1. That's a zap wrap.
2. I'm ZAP happy.
3. Gotcha, y'all.
4. I'm zappin.
5. I'm zapped out.

I just loved this one -- so I had to write so many.

P.S.: I will be 81 on the 30th and still thinking!

Joan S. Windsor
Ladson

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1. Mmm... tastes like chicken!
2. Tastes great... less filling!
3. Bug... wieser!

Kristina Hooks,
Crull Drive
Charleston

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OK, so I can see that y'all had a creative weekend. I'll check back this afternoon to look for more.
Daniel

The late arrivals:

"Please stop bugging me with election polls."

"Meet me in the garden at five and I'll do my whole show."

"Do you notice I'm smiling at you too?"

"As my mentor said, 'It isn't easy being green.' "

Perry Hudel, Summerville

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"Mr. U.R.A. Frog states his Bug Zapper is non-toxic, environment-
ally safe, 100 percent natural and completely degradable!"

June Griggs
S. Constellation Drive
North Charleston

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"That is Henry my prince, he is a wonderful provider! But I married him for his ...ugh...PERSONALITY!"

"It is the green way, until now RAID has paid me to keep my mouth shut!"

"I only eat organic!"

-- Peggy Brockman

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Finalists in a few minutes...

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