Curiosity runs out

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[Daniel]

I like some of these quite a bit. They just keep getting curiouser and curiouser...

"So, tell me about THAT date."

Larry Kuzniak
Summerville

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Your NOT LEAVING!!! I dont care if your late for a very important date....

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This is not Wonderland..This is WonderHOOD!!!!

-- Jesse Utter

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"Mad - I'll show you mad - Make My Bad Hare Day!"

"What's the matter - Hatter - can't you unimagine PMS?"

"Give the Dormouse some elbow room or I'll show you my 'hare' trigger!"

--Senor Senior Smyth

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Mad?!? You think you're Mad? Let me show you Mad....

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All right, no more games. Just hand over the little white rabbit and no one gets hurt.

-- Amanda Faulkner

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Yes I have a concealed weapon permit and yes I like rabbit with my tea!

-- Ellis Barker

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"I said, "pass the sugar. PLEASE!"

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"Don't move a hare"

-- Daniel Boland

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1. At this time, we'd like to respectfully suggest a switch to de-caf.

2. It's unanimous! That dress DOES make your butt look smaller.

3. But why ME?! ..... We ALL agreed to take that sub-prime loan on Wonderland.

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Go ahead......Make my day....... One more rabbit and I'll splatter the hatter.

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No Tea for YOU!

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Anyone ELSE want to beg to differ?

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Are there any more complaints about today's menu selections?

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When I told you I would miss you, I wasn't referring to the ballistics.

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YOU'RE not happy??? You think this is all Fun and Games for ME???

-- Jeff Jacobs, IOP

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1. "Me, mad as a hatter? Try menopause."

2. "This is how we handle 'no sweet tea' in Charleston!"

3. "Now, let's see that strategic withdrawal."

4. "Alice, how was the rabbit to know your last name was Fudd!?"

5. "I will not apologize, Alice; you do look like that guy from Green Day."

6. "After you off the rat, can we go shoot at ethnics?"

-- bill davis, west ashley

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Entry 1
When Alice ate the wrong mushroom.

Entry 2
David Ellis' new movie:
"I have had enough of these *%@ tea cups at this *#@ tea party!"

-- Lisa Pereira

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"I don't care how your mother fixes it!" !"

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"I said it was dessert to die for"

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"No more bad Hare days!"

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" What goes on in Wonderland, stays in Wonderland!"

-- Peggy Brockman

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"Make My Day...tell another blonde joke!"

-- Nancy Gorlesky

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"I don't care how you did it where you came from!"

-- Don Backer

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"This isn't Wonderland anymore! Pass the carbs and no one gets hurt!"

-- Peri Chapar, Mount Pleasant

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"OKAY. LAST CHANCE! WHO PAINTED THE BRICKS?"

--Roy Jindracek, Goose Creek

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"Don't even think about lighting up - I'm here to enforce the smoking ban!"

--Mike Harper, Mount Pleasant

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"It's my party and I can cry if I want to!"

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"You're Mad Hatter, Mad I tell you!"

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"I wanted sweet tea!"

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"Quit calling me Alice! I'm Lindsey, and this rehab stinks!"

-- Susan Murray, W. Ashley

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1. Don’t jump the gun, Alice. We still have five more guest coming.

2. You’re wasting your time, Alice. All of the guns here are actually lighters.

3. Okay, Okay! I promise not to run for President.

4. Put down that creamer. We all drink our coffee black around here.

5. You want be to sing what?!

6. You’re as late as I am. We ran out of bullets six months ago.

-- Bob Tilidetzke, Summerville

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I SAID, pass the sugar.

-- Nita Swann

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"Your opinion is important as long as it agrees with my opinion!"

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"I said this Tea Party will now come to order!"

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"You don't know what PMS is like!"

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"Make My Day!"

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"Alice is a Bonny and Clyde's fan!"

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"What do you mean, is this Green Tea?"

-- June Griggs, North Charleston

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"I don't care why you're late but you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'

-- Kenny Sturtevant, Goose Creek

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"She's just mad because it's not her birthday"

-- Lorie Sturtevant, Goose Creek

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'll be wrapping them up at 5, so there's still time to enter.

[Daniel]

I'm a little behind today. Here are the final entries, with the voting box soon to follow:

#1 Entry: "Hand over the Lewis Carroll memorabilia you stole from me, and no one will get hurt!"

#2: "The name is Hillary, see? This is MY tea party, see? Merely MENTION 'White-Water', 'Jennifer Flowers', or 'Monica', and you're HISTORY!"

-- Hagood Potter, Florence

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"My new rule is, Shoot First - Ask Questions Later!"

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"I knew there was going to be trouble when genealogist found that Alice and Bonny Parker were kin!"

-- June Griggs