An alert reader passed along a wire story from the Scripps Howard News Service that explored the eternal question: “What do other people use as bookmarks?”
Intrigued, Friday 5 made a phone call to Jamie Thomas of the Charleston County Public Library. Thomas passed the question along to library employees who work in circulation, and here’s what she found out about the strange bookmarks people leave in library books (boiled down, of course, to a convenient 5 List):
TOP 5 ODD BOOKMARKS LEFT IN CCPL BOOKS
5. Unwrapped slice of sandwich cheese (“Gimme one of them big drinks, an order of fries, and a novel with extra cheese, please.”).
4. Driver’s licenses (“I would drive down there and pick it up, but, you know...”)
3. An already-licked lollipop (for those times when don’t want to lose your place, yet really don’t want to ever read that particular page again).
2. Doggie treats (Apparently, some readers can’t tell it’s not bacon, either).
And No. 1: A tax refund check from the IRS for $5,250.
What this tells us about the inner workings of human nature remains to be seen, but this list makes one thing abundantly clear: If you’ve got a really great tax attorney, you can afford to be forgetful.

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