Friday 5

Make a camera stabilizer

$1 Image Stabilizer For Any Camera - Lose The Tripod - video powered by Metacafe

The steps for this project are in the June 27 dead-tree edition, but here's the video tutorial.

WHAT IF? Surviving (& thriving) in 1000 AD

As we mention in this week's dead tree edition, our favorite time-waster of the past week has been this post and thread over at the eccentric economics blog Marginal Revolution. To wit: If you were unexpectedly transported to a random spot in Europe around the year 1000 AD with only the clothes on your back and the thoughts in your head, how would you survive?

Since this write-in request for for "survival tips" on June 6, readers have provided more than 100 screens worth of thoughts, suggestions, caveats and information about life in the Dark Ages.

Why is it so interesting? Several reasons:

• It makes us think about what we actually know well enough to implement if we were taken out of our culture and time and dropped into a less advanced civilization;
• It lets us imagine not only how we'd survive, but also how we might use what we know to actually thrive;
• It encourages us to wonder about the value of things that we take for granted as valuable today.

Our suggestion? Have at it. Or show it to your kids and get them talking about it (hint, hint)...

Avoiding his wrath

(Stephen Colbert portrait by Todd Lockwood available on Laughing Squid.)

Looks like Charleston has narrowly avoided a dangerous brush with easily offended (and extremely dangerous) native son Stephen Colbert.

In last week's print edition, I suggested that the S.C. Aquarium had missed a trick by not including a nod to Colbert in its online "Name our Eagle" contest. The contest offered four names (Austina, Halie, Liberty and Saluda), which prompted me to observe...

What, only four choices? What kind of lazy poll is that? Let’s add a write-in candidate and make it a proper five, shall we?

Bert: Pronounced “Bear,” and short for comedian Stephen Colbert, a favorite son of the Lowcountry who is going to be absolutely furious when he finds out that his hometown aquarium is naming an American eagle after someone other than him.

This afternoon the S.C. Aquarium got on board with the idea and sent out this press release:

Aquarium responds to accusations of offending Stephen Colbert
Aquarium issue’s write in candidate ‘bert for American bald eagle naming contest

Charleston, S.C. — Tuesday, June 17, 2008 — Due to overwhelming commentary, South Carolina Aquarium officials announce the addition of a last-minute write-in candidate for the Aquarium's American bald eagle naming contest, "Fishing for a Name". The suggested name, 'bert (pronounced BEAR) was requested in honor of Stephen Colbert, Charleston native, host of Comedy Central's "Colbert Report" and self-proclaimed "personification of America". Aquarium officials note remarkable similarities between the American bald eagle and Mr. Colbert, among them, the American bald eagle is one of the original symbols of the United States of America, and Stephen Colbert acknowledges that he is America. Additionally the American bald eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus) and Colbert both have their names chronically mispronounced.

Aquarium President & CEO, Kevin Mills offers a public apology and explanation for the Aquarium’s original neglect to include Colbert in the naming contest: “Initially we considered naming the eagle in honor of Mr. Colbert, but were concerned that such an association might lead the eagle to develop an elevated sense of self, and attempt to leave to start a competing Aquarium on its own”.

The public can now honor Colbert through July 4th by visiting scaquarium.org to cast their vote for ‘bert, or link to McDonaldsCharleston.com to vote for one of the four original submissions... Once you vote, you may download a coupon for an exclusive buy-one adult, get-one child free discount for your next visit to the South Carolina Aquarium.

The winning name of the American bald eagle will be announced on an especially meaningful day for both Colbert and the American bald eagle, the Fourth of July, America’s 232nd Birthday.

We wish all parties in this affair the best of luck, and ask only that Mr. Colbert not go all Tek Jansen on his former homies, and in particular that he keep his Flaming Sword of Justice sheathed. God bless him,  God bless our beloved eagle, and God bless the United States America.

Amen.

5 tips to RULE THE FESTIVALS

This week's Top 5 is my guide to making the most of the Piccolo/Spoleto USA festivals. But there are other tips as well, many of which I gleaned during my successful attempt to set a world record for Most Spoleto/Piccolo Events Attended in a Single Day (13) in 2005.

Piccolo visual arts exhibits are an under-appreciated part of the festival. Visual arts have basically disappeared from Spoleto, leaving the field to the "small" festival, and much of what gets mounted is really a treat. The juried shows at the Visitor's Center and the art village on Marion Square are often a mixed bag, but I've had good luck at The City Gallery at Waterfront Park and in other, out-of-the-way venues like the Footlights lobby on Queen Street.

Piccolo's theater offerings are relatively affordable and -- if you pick the right ones -- can be the arts bargain of the festival. They're not typically first-run premieres, but many of them are New to Us.

Get a base of operations. Yes, you'll want to have some special meals and evenings out, but if you're downtown for the 1 p.m. Chamber Music and planning to catch something later in the afternoon, you'll need a place where you can relax, get some nosh, and rehydrate.

Juanita Greenberg's Nacho Royale  on Upper King Street (get the quesadillas) has a shady deck out back that's one of the city's best-kept secrets, and everything is affordable; Kudu Coffee on Vanderhorst has an outdoor courtyard, superior coffee and interesting stuff in the pastry case (try the house-blend brewed or iced, or a Cuban-style African espresso); Joseph's next to the Gibbes on Meeting Street is a jumpin' joint for lunch and breakfast (fried green tomatoes are a must); and Saffron's on East Bay makes a good place if you're attending something at the Gaillard; East Bay Deli is a favorite, and occasionally has nearby parking, but crossing East Bay on foot is something of an adventure.

G&M Fast and French on Broad Street is a bit out of the way now that the Dock Street is out of commission, but it wouldn't be the festival without a trip to G&M; and Jack's Cafe across from the Sottile on George Street is a locally owned institution that deserves everyone's patronage and support (it's not open on the weekends and closes at 3:30) when you're attending an early event near C of C.

Don't ignore the talks. They're often free, and they're informative and interesting. If a show has any controversy associated with it, the talks can be more fun than some of the performances.

Seriously, ride a bike if you can. I know I talked about this in the Top 5, but the difference between riding to performances and trying to get around via the awkward combination of car, parking garage, and long  walks  is significant.

Bring your own shade to the opening ceremonies: If it's hot -- and it usually is -- even a good seat up front can be unpleasant. There's nothing wrong with a shady umbrella... just so long as you take it down once the ceremonies begin. And remember: Just because you're sitting in the shade at the beginning doesn't mean you'll have shade by the end.

Do the jazz. Just do it. And don't count on being able to set-up on George Street and let the music spill over on you anymore: Apparently the officials are starting to harass the free music seekers...

Buy the obvious stuff early. I'll be shocked if Monkey: Journey to the West; Laurie Anderson's Homeland and the big symphony concerts don't sell out early. So don't wait. Buy.

Latch on to SpoletoToday. We're making a big effort this year to connect festival-goers to social opportunities and meet-ups. Want to meet new people and talk festival stuff? Bookmark SpoletoToday and sign up for live festival reports and comments on your cell phone via Twitter. It's buzz central.

Figure out the finales. The Piccolo Finale is like a big neighborhood block party with food vendors and hours of live music and lots of people coming and going. The Spoleto Finale is a bring-your-own fancy picnic before an evening symphony orchestra concert. Plan accordingly.

F5's download & D.I.Y. Mother's Day card kit

Need a Mother's Day card in a hurry? We're here to help.

These cards were written by F5 guy Dan Conover and designed by F5 page designer Rodolfo Larios. Simply pick the card you like, double-click on it to open it full-size, and then select "Save Image As" to download it to your computer. Print them out, fold them and personalize them for your Mom.

The F5 Signature Squirrel: Rodolfo's squirrel pages get lots of attention, so he just had to add this one to the list.

F5 TV: Changing Charleston... & North Charleston

Friday 5: Changing Charleston from Dan Conover on Vimeo.

In this week's second episode on the Friday 5 Channel on Vimeo, here's a piece about how rising property values along Upper King Street may be contributing to a migration of artists, entrepreneurs and creative types to the southern edge of North Charleston.

F5 TV: Fix-a-flat!

F5 HOW-TO: Patch that bike flat! from Dan Conover on Vimeo.

In the first of two additions this week to the Friday 5 Channel on Vimeo, I provide a How-To guide to fixing a flat bicycle tire. I know a little bit about this procedure, too: Until I upgraded to Armadillo tires on the Trek SU-100 that I ride to work, I was fixing two flats a month on average. That's because I live in the North Central neighborhood, and for whatever reason the city seldom gets around to cleaning Upper-Upper King Street.

I don't give a demonstration of how to remove the rear wheel, partly because there are so many ways that chains and shifters can be set up, but also because it's just kind of annoying compared to removing the front wheel.

And yes, if you're in a big hurry you can strip the tire off the rim, remove the tube, patch the puncture, re-inflate and go -- all without taking the wheel off. But that' kinda like showing off for most of us.

I know this is kind of basic for some people, but here's the truth: I was in my 40s before I fixed my first flat, and people pay good money every day to have a bike mechanic fix their flats. You can do this.

The F5 list: Best apps, tools & tricks

This week's section is devoted entirely to rounding up the best cool Web apps, free downloads, useful sites and sweet programs, all with an eye toward providing you with ways to improve your life -- in both cyberspace and meatspace.

Of course there's always more stuff than you get fit into a newspaper page, even when you leave out every third word like "cool" and "nifty." So here's a more complete list of cool, nifty stuff, broken down by categories. And of course, this being the Web, everything is linked.

I began this list on April 10 over at my personal blog, so this list includes some suggestions from readers there. Now: What would you add? What would you replace?

THE BIGGIES (regardless of category)

1. Firefox: Without a doubt the best browser I've ever used.
2. Twitter: Simple, but so many uses.
3. Google Reader: Best RSS reader I've used. Share with friends. Post to site. Supports tags.
4. G-mail: I should use it for everything, just haven't made the switch yet.
5. Stumble: I don't randomly surf anymore, because Stumble is better.
6. Vimeo: A video-sharing/hosting site with a decent FLV codec and lots of free bandwidth.
7. Facebook: Even if you're not sure about social sites, this one is useful.
8. Portable Apps: With OpenOffice portable suite, this is an amazing set of tools.
9. OpenOffice: Why buy MS Office?

SOCIAL & COMMUNICATION

1. Twitter: I was slow to pick this up, and it's hard to explain to people why it's valuable. Now I get it.
2. Facebook: MySpace could have been Facebook, if it wasn't the worst software platform imaginable run by one of the world's most evil media companies. Facebook has had its ethical lapses and false moves, but it's still a great way to organize group activities on the fly. It's what teenagers use instead of email.
3. LinkedIn: Stodgy but useful.
4. Ning: Build your own social networks on the fly. Used to create Wired Journalists.
5. Digg: Spread the news.
6. Friendfeed: All your stuff (well, pretty much all of it) in one place.
7. gTalk: A handy IM client.
8. Gmail: If I can ever get my act together and switch over the Gmail, my digital life should get better. Unfortunately, my email life is in disarray and has been for a year, and so I've been slow to utilize my SECOND Gmail account.
9. Thunderbird: A great Mozilla replacement for MS Outloo... a Microsoft product so evil I can't speak it's cursed name.
10. Skype: I used this for doing overseas interviews and it was great, but I haven't used it since.
11. Snitter: "Snook's Twitter" runs on AIR and provides a cool, free, standalone Twitter interface.
12. Tweetpeek: This thing is just great. You can build a page that displays Tweets by all the people you follow. Also has a much more useful embedded widget.

BLOGGING & PUBLISHING

1. Blogger: The gateway drug.
2. Vox: An interesting service, but I haven't done much with it... though I'm thinking about it again.
3. Typepad: Their top-of-the-line account costs about $13 a month. BTW, here's a link to the open-source version of the software, provided by Matthew.
4. Wordpress: Recent update bugginess aside, this is the stuff to use if you're hosting.
5. Tag Cloud: Get a visualization from any set of occurrences. 
6. Flickr: The ubiquitous photo sharing site.
7. Statcounter: Free site stats, just works, very detailed.
8. Utterz: A handy way of getting audio posts onto your site. The Utterz people see their product more as an audio social site. I see it as a very smart way to get reports online from a "dumb" phone.
9. Vizu: Set up your own polls and display them on your site.

BROWSING

1. Stumbleupon: I don't have the time to explore Stumble the way I'd like. But there are moments when it's almost magical: You push the Stumble button and something great and unexpected appears on your screen.
2. Flock: This specialized version of Firefox is built for people who use lots of social media services . I'd tried it before and didn't "get it," but new-media whiz Don D. Lewis of Mount Pleasant gave me a demo and made me a convert. Here's Don: "What I like about it is the ability to have your Twitter, Facebook, Flickr, Gmail and other automated feeds available as a sidebar. Using Flock allows me to browse the web while not missing real-time updates from the above social media sites...Flock does not have all the "plug-ins" that are available under Firefox, but I'm not a big extensions user anyway. Because the underlying code is essentially Firefox, I've not seen the need to upgrade to the latest Firefox release....Flock has traditionally been more stable than Firefox, but I've not tried the new Firefox 3.0 version. Like the say, "your mileage may vary".
3. Del.icio.us: The long-time champion folksonomy tagging service.
4. ZigTag: I love this tagging service. It's still being developed, but it's a great bridge between taxonomies and folksonomies.
5. Download Status Bar: A must-have Firefox add-on.
6. Sage RSS: Sometimes you down need Google Reader. A lightweight RSS reader as a Firefox add-on.
7. Fireshot screen capture: Excellent Firefox add-on.
8. Foxmarks: Firefox add-on I run on three computers.
9. Bugmenot: Beat news-site logins.
10. AVG Free: I love this virus protection utility. I upgraded to the pro version more out of loyalty than necessity.

TRAVEL

1. Google Maps: Great resource for all sorts of travel-related tasks.
2. Google Earth: This was cool when it first came out, but it's gotten better as users around the world add more information. Restaurants? Wi-fi hubs? If you're in a new city with a laptop and you've got Google Earth, you're oriented.
3. Seatguru: Some online travel services let you pick your seat. But what good is that if you don't know what the best seats are? If you know the airline and the type of plane, Seatguru tells you where the best seats are located in that model with that airline's seating configuration. Then book-away.

PRODUCTIVITY

1. PortableApps: If you use multiple computers, or occasionally log-in on someone else's machine, you need this suite of programs. The portable Firefox is reason enough to get this on your Flash drive.
2. OpenOffice: The ultimate cross-platform productivity suite. And it's free.
3. Ta-da Lists: I make to-do lists almost every day. This lets me share those lists with other people who just wish I'd shut up and have a beer or something.
4. Gethuman: User-submitted procedures for getting to a human being on various companies' robotic phone directories.

BUY & SELL

1. Craigslist: Most people know about the classified ads function of Craigslist. My favorite part is the "Missed Connections" section. Sometimes stupid, often banal, these messages to the cosmos are sometimes wistful and poetic and yearning and sublime. But I digress.
2. Zillow: How much is your house worth? Interesting question. How much is your NEIGHBOR'S house worth? More interesting.
3. Swapagift: In theory, this is a site where you can swap a gift certificate from a place you DON'T want to shop for a certificate to a place where you DO. But it's a GREAT place to buy discounted cards when you know you're headed to a particular store. Right now I can get $200 of Cabela's merchandise for $180. Good deal if I'm buying outdoor gear.
4. CafePress: This is the online insta-business store most online store people use. And it's good and it works.
5. Zazzle: This is the online insta-business store really artistic people use. And it's good and it works. Take your pick.
6. Shopzilla: Compare prices for things before you buy.

VIDEO & AUDIO & IMAGE

1. Media Converter: You wanna get something out of a  bad file format and into into something you can use? Use this. Free, but ad-supported.
2. Magic's Video Downloader (FF add-on): Doesn't work on all sites, but works on some big ones you visit frequently (YouTube, baby). When it recognizes media it can grab, the browser icon lights up. Click it and the file downloads. Great when you want to mashup a viral YouTube vid.
3. iTunes: The DRM is super-evil, but it's a great piece of software, particularly if you like podcasts/vodcasts.
4. SoundTaxi: I tend to buy cheap MP3 players, so I need a way to get my iTunes MP4 music into a playable format. SoundTaxi does this for cheap (price has gone up $5 to $20).
5. Current.com: It's the video-sharing site and community with a direct link to TV, which makes it an interesting place.
6. YouTube: Yes, the codec is crappy. Yes, it's a big mess. But it's the public square of the modern age.
7. Blip: They're trying to be a portal to Web video that's part of a series. The specificity of the mission makes it cool. You don't upload to Blip. You audition for Blip.
8. Vimeo: I like Vimeo a lot. It's my primary video hosting site.
9. Pandora: Lastfm.com is supposed to be good, too, but I really dig the "Music Genome Project" guts of Pandora.
10. MusicBrainz: Other people swear by this as a download that will sniff out the metadata for your messed up and disorganized digital music library. I haven't been able to successfully test it yet. There are multiple products you can try.
11. FoxyTunes: This is a Firefox add-on that lets you play audio CDs from your browser. Duh.
12. Internet Archive: There's so much stuff here, but this is where I go to get ironic stock video footage and nab audio I can use in my edits. It's (almost all) public domain or CC licensed stuff. Be sure to check out the AV Geeks collection.
13. The GIMP: This is the standard image processor for people who don't want to pay for Photoshop. It's free, open-source tech, and it's basically a no-cost killer for cheap image processors. Comes with a portable version, and I keep mine on a Flash drive.
14. Photoshop Express (BETA): Adobe now has an online version of its industry-standard image processor. You wanna bet this thing gives the start-ups that currently occupy the online-imaging space nothing but trouble?
15. Gickr.com: I love clever animated GIF files. Give Gickr up to 10 images and it turns them into an animated file for you to download and use.
16. Flickr (listed under blogging, too).

SEARCH

1. Google: The Daddy.
2. Google SMS: A did a Friday piece a while back on cool things you can do with your phone. Everybody ought to have these functions programmed into their cellphone. It's not perfect (I never could get it to deliver the Tar Heel's win in the Sweet 16 while I was off-grid), but this set of functions essentially extends Search to your "dumb" phone. For Free.
3. Wikipedia: It's not controversial because it's not perfect (it isn't). It's controversial because it's so simple and so revolutionary.
4. Zabasearch: This is a pretty good look-up for hard-to-find people. Many of the results lead to pay services.
5. NNDB: Think digital Who's-Who.

FUN & MISC.

1. I Want To: The ultimate "find an app to do it" page. Ugly as hell, but the place to go if you need a currency calculator, or list of disposable e-mail providers, etc.
2. Church Sign Generator: The original and best. Write your own church sign message and post it as a Jpeg.
3. CNet: It's a site, not an app, but it's so useful when you're buying tech that it might as well be its own category. Which is why Techcrunch can kiss my ass.
4. Bombay TV: You get to write three subtitles for a Bollywood film clip, so it's very fun. I'd like it better if I could figure out how to embed  it.
5. Free graphing paper generator: I use this every week. Why buy a pad of graphing paper when you just need a couple sheets? Plus you can make the graphing area precisely the size you want.
6. Second Life. I know this could go under other categories, and there are other Virtual Worlds to consider. But I'm putting it here kinda like YouTube is under video. It's the biggest, baddest VW on the block. Membership is free, so you can explore before you decide to plop down some cash for Linden Dollars.

USER-RECOMMENDED STUFF
Here's a list of recommendations from Charleston blogger Matthew Williams:

* Gimp
* Pidgin
* Avast
* Abiword
* NetNewsWire
*Magnatune

Websites:
* Reddit
* MetaFilter

Firefox:
* It's All Text
* Scribe Fire
* Adblock+

Blogging
* MTOS

Got something you wanna recommend? Leave us a comment and tell us about it.

 

This week's section is devoted entirely to rounding up the best cool Web apps, free downloads, useful sites and sweet programs, all with an eye toward providing you with ways to improve your life -- in both cyberspace and meatspace.

Of course there's always more stuff than you get fit into a newspaper page, even when you leave out every third word like "cool" and "nifty." So here's a more complete list of cool, nifty stuff, broken down by categories. And of course, this being the Web, everything is linked.

I began this list on April 10 over at my personal blog, so this list includes some suggestions from readers there. Now: What would you add? What would you replace?

THE BIGGIES (regardless of category)

1. Firefox: Without a doubt the best browser I've ever used.
2. Twitter: Simple, but so many uses.
3. Google Reader: Best RSS reader I've used. Share with friends. Post to site. Supports tags.
4. G-mail: I should use it for everything, just haven't made the switch yet.
5. Stumble: I don't randomly surf anymore, because Stumble is better.
6. Vimeo: A video-sharing/hosting site with a decent FLV codec and lots of free bandwidth.
7. Facebook: Even if you're not sure about social sites, this one is useful.
8. Portable Apps: With OpenOffice portable suite, this is an amazing set of tools.
9. OpenOffice: Why buy MS Office?

SOCIAL & COMMUNICATION

1. Twitter: I was slow to pick this up, and it's hard to explain to people why it's valuable. Now I get it.
2. Facebook: MySpace could have been Facebook, if it wasn't the worst software platform imaginable run by one of the world's most evil media companies. Facebook has had its ethical lapses and false moves, but it's still a great way to organize group activities on the fly. It's what teenagers use instead of email.
3. LinkedIn: Stodgy but useful.
4. Ning: Build your own social networks on the fly. Used to create Wired Journalists.
5. Digg: Spread the news.
6. Friendfeed: All your stuff (well, pretty much all of it) in one place.
7. gTalk: A handy IM client.
8. Gmail: If I can ever get my act together and switch over the Gmail, my digital life should get better. Unfortunately, my email life is in disarray and has been for a year, and so I've been slow to utilize my SECOND Gmail account.
9. Thunderbird: A great Mozilla replacement for MS Outloo... a Microsoft product so evil I can't speak it's cursed name.
10. Skype: I used this for doing overseas interviews and it was great, but I haven't used it since.
11. Snitter: "Snook's Twitter" runs on AIR and provides a cool, free, standalone Twitter interface.
12. Tweetpeek: This thing is just great. You can build a page that displays Tweets by all the people you follow. Also has a much more useful embedded widget.

BLOGGING & PUBLISHING

1. Blogger: The gateway drug.
2. Vox: An interesting service, but I haven't done much with it... though I'm thinking about it again.
3. Typepad: Their top-of-the-line account costs about $13 a month. BTW, here's a link to the open-source version of the software, provided by Matthew.
4. Wordpress: Recent update bugginess aside, this is the stuff to use if you're hosting.
5. Tag Cloud: Get a visualization from any set of occurrences. 
6. Flickr: The ubiquitous photo sharing site.
7. Statcounter: Free site stats, just works, very detailed.
8. Utterz: A handy way of getting audio posts onto your site. The Utterz people see their product more as an audio social site. I see it as a very smart way to get reports online from a "dumb" phone.
9. Vizu: Set up your own polls and display them on your site.

BROWSING

1. Stumbleupon: I don't have the time to explore Stumble the way I'd like. But there are moments when it's almost magical: You push the Stumble button and something great and unexpected appears on your screen.
2. Flock: This specialized version of Firefox is built for people who use lots of social media services . I'd tried it before and didn't "get it," but new-media whiz Don D. Lewis of Mount Pleasant gave me a demo and made me a convert. Here's Don: "What I like about it is the ability to have your Twitter, Facebook, Flickr, Gmail and other automated feeds available as a sidebar. Using Flock allows me to browse the web while not missing real-time updates from the above social media sites...Flock does not have all the "plug-ins" that are available under Firefox, but I'm not a big extensions user anyway. Because the underlying code is essentially Firefox, I've not seen the need to upgrade to the latest Firefox release....Flock has traditionally been more stable than Firefox, but I've not tried the new Firefox 3.0 version. Like the say, "your mileage may vary".
3. Del.icio.us: The long-time champion folksonomy tagging service.
4. ZigTag: I love this tagging service. It's still being developed, but it's a great bridge between taxonomies and folksonomies.
5. Download Status Bar: A must-have Firefox add-on.
6. Sage RSS: Sometimes you down need Google Reader. A lightweight RSS reader as a Firefox add-on.
7. Fireshot screen capture: Excellent Firefox add-on.
8. Foxmarks: Firefox add-on I run on three computers.
9. Bugmenot: Beat news-site logins.
10. AVG Free: I love this virus protection utility. I upgraded to the pro version more out of loyalty than necessity.

TRAVEL

1. Google Maps: Great resource for all sorts of travel-related tasks.
2. Google Earth: This was cool when it first came out, but it's gotten better as users around the world add more information. Restaurants? Wi-fi hubs? If you're in a new city with a laptop and you've got Google Earth, you're oriented.
3. Seatguru: Some online travel services let you pick your seat. But what good is that if you don't know what the best seats are? If you know the airline and the type of plane, Seatguru tells you where the best seats are located in that model with that airline's seating configuration. Then book-away.

PRODUCTIVITY

1. PortableApps: If you use multiple computers, or occasionally log-in on someone else's machine, you need this suite of programs. The portable Firefox is reason enough to get this on your Flash drive.
2. OpenOffice: The ultimate cross-platform productivity suite. And it's free.
3. Ta-da Lists: I make to-do lists almost every day. This lets me share those lists with other people who just wish I'd shut up and have a beer or something.
4. Gethuman: User-submitted procedures for getting to a human being on various companies' robotic phone directories.

BUY & SELL

1. Craigslist: Most people know about the classified ads function of Craigslist. My favorite part is the "Missed Connections" section. Sometimes stupid, often banal, these messages to the cosmos are sometimes wistful and poetic and yearning and sublime. But I digress.
2. Zillow: How much is your house worth? Interesting question. How much is your NEIGHBOR'S house worth? More interesting.
3. Swapagift: In theory, this is a site where you can swap a gift certificate from a place you DON'T want to shop for a certificate to a place where you DO. But it's a GREAT place to buy discounted cards when you know you're headed to a particular store. Right now I can get $200 of Cabela's merchandise for $180. Good deal if I'm buying outdoor gear.
4. CafePress: This is the online insta-business store most online store people use. And it's good and it works.
5. Zazzle: This is the online insta-business store really artistic people use. And it's good and it works. Take your pick.
6. Shopzilla: Compare prices for things before you buy.

VIDEO & AUDIO & IMAGE

1. Media Converter: You wanna get something out of a  bad file format and into into something you can use? Use this. Free, but ad-supported.
2. Magic's Video Downloader (FF add-on): Doesn't work on all sites, but works on some big ones you visit frequently (YouTube, baby). When it recognizes media it can grab, the browser icon lights up. Click it and the file downloads. Great when you want to mashup a viral YouTube vid.
3. iTunes: The DRM is super-evil, but it's a great piece of software, particularly if you like podcasts/vodcasts.
4. SoundTaxi: I tend to buy cheap MP3 players, so I need a way to get my iTunes MP4 music into a playable format. SoundTaxi does this for cheap (price has gone up $5 to $20).
5. Current.com: It's the video-sharing site and community with a direct link to TV, which makes it an interesting place.
6. YouTube: Yes, the codec is crappy. Yes, it's a big mess. But it's the public square of the modern age.
7. Blip: They're trying to be a portal to Web video that's part of a series. The specificity of the mission makes it cool. You don't upload to Blip. You audition for Blip.
8. Vimeo: I like Vimeo a lot. It's my primary video hosting site.
9. Pandora: Lastfm.com is supposed to be good, too, but I really dig the "Music Genome Project" guts of Pandora.
10. MusicBrainz: Other people swear by this as a download that will sniff out the metadata for your messed up and disorganized digital music library. I haven't been able to successfully test it yet. There are multiple products you can try.
11. FoxyTunes: This is a Firefox add-on that lets you play audio CDs from your browser. Duh.
12. Internet Archive: There's so much stuff here, but this is where I go to get ironic stock video footage and nab audio I can use in my edits. It's (almost all) public domain or CC licensed stuff. Be sure to check out the AV Geeks collection.
13. The GIMP: This is the standard image processor for people who don't want to pay for Photoshop. It's free, open-source tech, and it's basically a no-cost killer for cheap image processors. Comes with a portable version, and I keep mine on a Flash drive.
14. Photoshop Express (BETA): Adobe now has an online version of its industry-standard image processor. You wanna bet this thing gives the start-ups that currently occupy the online-imaging space nothing but trouble?
15. Gickr.com: I love clever animated GIF files. Give Gickr up to 10 images and it turns them into an animated file for you to download and use.
16. Flickr (listed under blogging, too).

SEARCH

1. Google: The Daddy.
2. Google SMS: A did a Friday piece a while back on cool things you can do with your phone. Everybody ought to have these functions programmed into their cellphone. It's not perfect (I never could get it to deliver the Tar Heel's win in the Sweet 16 while I was off-grid), but this set of functions essentially extends Search to your "dumb" phone. For Free.
3. Wikipedia: It's not controversial because it's not perfect (it isn't). It's controversial because it's so simple and so revolutionary.
4. Zabasearch: This is a pretty good look-up for hard-to-find people. Many of the results lead to pay services.
5. NNDB: Think digital Who's-Who.

FUN & MISC.

1. I Want To: The ultimate "find an app to do it" page. Ugly as hell, but the place to go if you need a currency calculator, or list of disposable e-mail providers, etc.
2. Church Sign Generator: The original and best. Write your own church sign message and post it as a Jpeg.
3. CNet: It's a site, not an app, but it's so useful when you're buying tech that it might as well be its own category. Which is why Techcrunch can kiss my ass.
4. Bombay TV: You get to write three subtitles for a Bollywood film clip, so it's very fun. I'd like it better if I could figure out how to embed  it.
5. Free graphing paper generator: I use this every week. Why buy a pad of graphing paper when you just need a couple sheets? Plus you can make the graphing area precisely the size you want.
6. Second Life. I know this could go under other categories, and there are other Virtual Worlds to consider. But I'm putting it here kinda like YouTube is under video. It's the biggest, baddest VW on the block. Membership is free, so you can explore before you decide to plop down some cash for Linden Dollars.

USER-RECOMMENDED STUFF
Here's a list of recommendations from Charleston blogger Matthew Williams:

* Gimp
* Pidgin
* Avast
* Abiword
* NetNewsWire
*Magnatune

Websites:
* Reddit
* MetaFilter

Firefox:
* It's All Text
* Scribe Fire
* Adblock+

Blogging
* MTOS

Got something you wanna recommend? Leave us a comment and tell us about it.

Prank your co-worker's keyboard

Looking for a quickie April Fool's prank... or just sly, remorseless revenge for one?

Try this: Turn your victim's computer keyboard into utter gibberish.

We tested this one at Friday 5 Labs last week, and it actually works. Try it on your own computer before you set out to prank your computer-using friends. It's annoying, for sure, and if your victim is compu-phobic in the slightest it's likely to cause a major meltdown. But it's also easily reversed, and will cause no permanent harm.

Follow along after the jump...

F5 HOW-TO: Preseason lawnmower tune-up

LAWNMOWER HOW-TO: F5 tune-up guide from Dan Conover on Vimeo.

I've been mowing grass on the cheap since the Ford administration, which means I've brought home some epically cruddy lawnmowers. Some I got for free and nursed back to "health." Others I bought and then couldn't give away. I've had mowers that went BANG and then fell forever silent, power-assisted mowers with bad attitudes, mowers with strange wheel-base set-ups and mowers with what could best be described as perpetual head-colds.

And what have I learned from all this? Two things:

1. Change your oil once a year;
2. The hand file you use to sharpen your mower blade is properly referred to as a "bastard" file. This has something to do with the pattern on the file itself. Seriously.

This week's Friday 5 is meant to help you get your lawnmower ready for the grass-growing season ahead, but I'm a guy who learns better by watching than reading. Which is why my wife Janet and I went out and produced these videos to help you through your pre-season lawnmower tune-up -- we figured that if regular people could witness a dork like me doing a tune-up, they'd feel more confident about doing it themselves.

And that will save you money.

Also, because we figured some of you would only want to see instructionals on specific tasks, I've broken the video up into five shorter chapters, too (ed note: video links will follow as these are posted):

1. Clean and lubricate
2. Change the oil
3. Replace the air filter
4. Replace the spark plug
5. Sharpen the blade

You can now watch all my Friday 5 videos on their own Vimeo channel. Free subscription via RSS!