Columnist Molly Ivins died Wednesday after a long struggle with cancer.
Those people who read only The Post and Courier might not have gotten a taste of her sharp wit and liberal leanings. Her columns did not appear on the op-ed pages here.
I, for one, found her writing delightful -- insightful, bold and funny. I would think that even people who lean to the right where she leaned to the left might agree that she could turn a phrase and draw a laugh.
The Associated Press, in a story noting her death, highlighted some of the quips she wrote about politicians on different sides of the aisle. I hope you enjoy them:
— "If you think his daddy had trouble with
'the vision thing,' wait'll you meet this one," Ivins on George W. Bush
in "The Progressive," June 1999.
— "If left to my own devices, I'd spend all my time pointing out
that he's weaker than bus-station chili," on Bill Clinton, from the
introduction to You Got to Dance With Them What Brung You
—"Naturally, when it comes to voting, we in Texas are accustomed to
discerning that fine hair's-breadth worth of difference that makes one
hopeless dipstick slightly less awful than the other. But it does raise
the question: Why bother?", in a 2002 column about a California
political race.
— "The poor man who is currently our president has reached such a
point of befuddlement that he thinks stem cell research is the same as
taking human lives, but that 40,000 dead Iraqi civilians are progress
toward democracy," from a July 2006 column urging commentator Bill
Moyers to run for president.
— "Many people did not care for Pat Buchanan's speech; it probably
sounded better in the original German," Ivins in September 1992,
commenting on the one-time presidential hopeful's speech to the
Republican National Convention.
— "I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless
perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults,"
from a March 1992 column.
— "I love Texas, but it is a nasty old rawhide mother in the way it
bears down on the people who have the fewest defenses," Ivins wrote in
September 2002.
— "....our very own dreaded Legislature is almost upon us. Jan. 9
and they'll all be here, leaving many a village without its idiot,"
from a December 2000 column.
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